A New Year in America.

Hey you’ll, my last blog piece for this year. I promise to not rant this time. I want to make this one unique so I will write 10 predictions for 2010. Some are serious, but others are supposed to tickle your funny bone.
1. The Democrats will lose their majority in both houses of Congress. The latest polls are clear indicator of this happening.
2. 2. The national debt will escalade to 17 trillion dollars by the end of the year. It’s clear that the Obama administration plans to continue spending tax payer money as though it grew on trees. Maybe the Green people have discovered a money tree who knows.
3. 3. Unfortunately, violence will continue to escalade in Afghanistan until reluctantly President Obama will decide to listen to General Mccrystal’s recommendations, and then will permanently put Al Qaeda and the Taliban underground.
4. The unemployment rate will rise to 12 percent before Conservatives take over the House and Senate passing legislation that will actually help not hinder market growth.
5. It will still snow in most places on New Year’s Day puzzling the hell out of global warming wackos.
LeBron James won’t make it to the finals with the Cavaliers prompting his move to New York to play with the Nicks.
6. UT will beat Alabama with a 20 yard scramble by Colt McCoy with 15 seconds left emulating the Vince Young run in 2005.
7. Britney Spears and Paris Hilton will confess to being Tiger Wood’s mistress number 20 and 21. Just kidding.
8. The gas line that Sara Palin fought so hard for will generate some jobs for the nation’s largest state.
9. Sara Palin will announce her candidacy for President making Hilary Clinton extremely jealous.
It’s been an extraordinary year. Many celebrities died, and new ones rose to the spotlight cast upon them. Despite all the political turmoil America remains the greatest nation on God’s green Earth. I wish you a happy, healthy, and prosperous New Year. Please pray for those who are in the military, law enforcement, and first respondents that allow you to celebrate this New Year in peace. Please pray for those who have died sacrificing themselves so that Old Glory may still wave in the air. Let’s make 2010 2,010 times better than 2009. God bless all of you’ll, James.